Student Shocked to Discover That She Can’t Sleep After Drinking Cold Brew at Stupid o’Clock
The only thing basic here is the inability to sleep before midnight.
→Author: Alyssa-Caroline Burnette
Love, Hope, and My Purr-fect Valentine
Alyssa-Caroline Burnette shares her fluffy Valentine’s surprise
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Leadership Elections Now Open at University of Southampton
Nominations for 2020-2021 Sabbatical Officers at the University of Southampton are now open.
→HERstory: Kamala Harris Makes History as Vice President of the United States
Alyssa-Caroline Burnette takes a look at this historic moment in the history of the USA, as Kamala Harris becomes the first female Vice President.
→2020 is The Perfect Time to Get Christmassy
Alyssa-Caroline Burnette shares her view on why 2020 deserves to be just as festive as the rest.
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Americans Shocked to Discover That Barbecue Sauce is Not Culture
The writer would like to point out that this article contains actual, real-life quotes from actual people that exist.
→The Hobbit Pub is Re-Opening
From 3rd December, The Hobbit will be re-opening its doors and welcoming customers
→Basic White Girl Pumpkin Spices Her Life with Black Market Pumpkin Spice Syrup
“What are you in for?”
“Black market pumpkin spice syrup.”
“Ooh, that’s rough.”