The Quarantine Guide to… Son, Sext and Suspicious Parents
Finding your parents to be a real turn-off? Follow this guide on how to keep frisky, just without the risky.
→Author: Emily Dennis
Emily Dennis
Wessex Scene Editor 21/22. Living vicariously through other people.
Clams Discovered to Be Very Sad Indeed
Was ‘as happy as a clam’ all a scam?
→Government Bans Home Visits on Eve of Eid Celebrations
Despite the easing of lockdown restrictions, the government have announced that many people in the→
The Quarantine Guide to… Terrible, Awful, Very Bad Haircuts
Did you also succumb to the pressure of the Quarantine cut?
→UPDATE: Oceana Demolition Delayed Amid Public Consultation
While it was reported that the developers for the new site would have put their→
Money Doesn’t Grow on Trees, But It Does Destroy Them.
‘It has actually been argued countless times that the best thing that the wealthy can do for the environment is to not exist at all’. Emily Dennis argues the detrimental impact of the wealthy on the environment.
→New Mayo Flavours Released Including ‘Gross’ and ‘No Thanks’
Condiment experts have commented that this is the worst thing since unsliced bread.
→University Deferrals Down Despite Coronavirus
The percentage of students choosing the defer has decreased, despite fears over ‘blended’ teaching next year.
→Arrogant Man Confused That Pride Month Wasn’t About Him
A local man has been too blindsided by his own pride to realise that he doesn’t own the word.
→Government Gender Pay Gap Report For UoS Shows Unequal Data
The report shows that female staff members at the university are paid less than male staff.
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