The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Smelly, Sleepy, and Hangry – A Dwarf Tale
Our doctors are the Nation’s Finest at ensuring you are equally as concerned about your future health as they are.
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Emily Dennis
Wessex Scene Editor 21/22. Living vicariously through other people.
Boom, Boom, Shake Thou Room – A Poem in Ode to Something
Featuring original writing from the newest Grime artist, Guy Fawkes’ wandering spirit.
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UoS Introduce New Initiative ‘Stay Safe at Southampton’
There are ambassadors who will be available all over campus and halls sites to talk to.
→Vote Cancelled After Candidates Thought to Be ‘Sus’
It seems like the fake news really was among us after all.
→Spooky Time Rhyme
Emily Dennis’ poem celebrates all the best bits of Halloween.
→This! Halloween’s! Rumoured! Hottest! Costumes!
Modern day examples of old and boring costumes that will make you three parts sexy and one part politically accurate.
→The Best Ways to Be the Worst Housemate
Wanna be a really good bad boy? Look no further, you naughty souls.
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This Pandemic Is The Least of Our Worries
Emily Dennis puts the pandemic into proportion.
→The Quarantine Guide to… Cooking?
The latest instalment of ‘The Quarantine Guide’ will leave you questioning whether you really were chefing it up after all.
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Recipes From Lockdown
Emily Dennis shares her favourite recipes from Lockdown, that offered her comfort during the pandemic.
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