Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Philip Hoare reports on a devastating loss for a Portswood student house.
→Johnson admits his policies will focus on ‘massive LOLS’ from now on.
→Let your creative flair loose with some helpful tips and tricks to upgrade your space into one that looks like you’ve personally outlived the apocalypse.
→Feeling a bit lonely? No need to worry as Elizabeth Sorrell points out that the real friends are the voices you made along the way.
→Sam Pegg takes us through a guide to making a bit of dosh during Quarantine, with advice that perhaps should be kept on the back-burner.
→There are currently no U-turn plans in place for the new and effective system.
→Your usual cinema trips feeling a bit Goofy? Read below to find out about Disney’s new ways of streaming fresh releases that certainly don’t take the Mickey!
→Coronavirus got you down? Try running a country and stealing public funds to make yourself feel better.
→‘Today marks the end of unexpectedly opening a very chalky packet of pills.’
→Just hope you’re not a ladle.
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