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Was ‘as happy as a clam’ all a scam?
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→The Government’s pinky promise is now being questioned by the British public as it no longer appears as airtight as once thought.
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→Conclusive research reveals that those who dabble in investigative reporting are a real hoot and a saucy catch.
→Researchers are hoping that the river does not soon gravitate towards a black hue, one that symbolises the ‘dark of ages past.’
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