Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Tom Ford suggests some less traditional ways of coming out.
→Experts are requesting worldwide silence to stop bad things from happening.
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Marcus Matthews gives us a history lesson to prove that Prince Harry and Meghan Merkle are the worst people ever after they announced they are leaving the Royal Family
→An autopsy also revealed their blood system was 40% Redbull and 40% coffee
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The taste of defeat has clearly not yet nourished the stomachs of the History lecturers after defeat in the student-staff badminton match.
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Beth Ablett gives her foolproof plan to dealing with catcalling: ‘wear the clothing equivalent of a bin bag, or, failing that, an actual bin bag’
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The royal sprog is not welcomed by all members of the Royal Family.
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