Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Turns out that they are just relaying what their parents said to them when they found out they were doing a Humanities degree.
→Ever imagine the microphone you’re holding is a 99? Maybe you too could benefit from your very own Soft Serve lever!
→‘Parents just don’t understand the importance of seasoning with those cheap supermarket packets, do they?’
→Hilarious reveal poems? We got ’em!
→Zip it, lock it, dollar straight in your pocket.
→Sam Pegg details the incredibly interesting discovery of a quick-Earth fix recipe!
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Mr Johnson finds time to practice his poetry in his latest diary entry.
→‘Stop leaving the kitchen in a state,’ because if it’s in quote marks then you won’t think I’ve written this about you.
→Is that a ghost? Is it giving medical advice? Or has someone just tried to adapt the information they’ve read in a textbook? Who knows!
→Ever wondered how to make your pet dreams come true while living in a strict student house – Alice MacArthur tells you how!
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