Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
This article is satirical in nature and Marketing students can definitely do better.
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→Voice notes are available on request.
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The writer would like to point out that this article contains actual, real-life quotes from actual people that exist.
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