Pause is for articles that make you stop and wonder what on earth you’re reading. Hopefully you then come to the realisation that this is the section for satire, general nonsense, and otherwise informal articles which you may wish to take with a pinch (or ten) of salt.
Watch out! Some stereotypes lead to unusually aggressive advice columns.
→After conducting this research, it was then discovered that most kitchens do actually have lampshades and that what is written here should be taken as a look into history.
→And yes, we really are talking about an ice rink in the bathroom.
→In breakout rooms, nobody can hear you scream.
→Some experts have admitted that magic of Christmas may not be able to cover a worldwide pandemic after all.
→What’s the story? Nathaniel Ogunniyi summarises the week’s headlines.
→The saying, ‘just don’t ask,’ is especially prevalent here.
→We can only hope that the prize in the Pass the Parcel will make the continuous dancing worthwhile.
→Content warning: This articles makes reference to drugs and a person who truly believes in holistic medicine.
→“What are you in for?”
“Black market pumpkin spice syrup.”
“Ooh, that’s rough.”