Student ‘Shocked and Disappointed’ that They are Two Days Late to their Online Seminar
Turns out that they are just relaying what their parents said to them when they found out they were doing a Humanities degree.
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‘2021 Will Not Be Your Year,’ Confirms Nostradamus
Sam Pegg details the incredibly interesting discovery of a quick-Earth fix recipe!
→UK Government Offered Honorary Marketing Degree from UoS
This article is satirical in nature and Marketing students can definitely do better.
→Holidays AREN’T Coming, and Here’s Why
Which Yuletide movie has correctly identified why Christmas is cancelled this year?
→“I’ve Just Been on the Phone to Santa and It’s Not Good News,” Says PM
Some experts have admitted that magic of Christmas may not be able to cover a worldwide pandemic after all.
→PM Warns: Coronavirus Crisis Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better
Mr Johnson will be sending letters to 30 million households at an anticipated cost of £5.8m.
→Boris Johnson Tests Positive For Coronavirus
The PM is currently self-isolating with mild symptoms of the virus.
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