Wessex Scene Rewrites Novel for the Pandemic
Can you come up with any?
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Student ‘Shocked and Disappointed’ that They are Two Days Late to their Online Seminar
Turns out that they are just relaying what their parents said to them when they found out they were doing a Humanities degree.
→It’s a Sonnet! But Who is the Lover? Is It You?
Hilarious reveal poems? We got ’em!
→‘2021 Will Not Be Your Year,’ Confirms Nostradamus
Sam Pegg details the incredibly interesting discovery of a quick-Earth fix recipe!
→Undirected Message in Group Chat Found to Actually be Super Directed
‘Stop leaving the kitchen in a state,’ because if it’s in quote marks then you won’t think I’ve written this about you.
→The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Tears, Peers, And New Year Fears
Is that a ghost? Is it giving medical advice? Or has someone just tried to adapt the information they’ve read in a textbook? Who knows!
→How to Avoid Making Your Festive Birthday’d Friends Cry
Have you ever wondered what Santa gets Mrs Clause for her birthday? You had better hope he reads this guide and learns regifting is OFF the table.
→The Dissolute Doctor Diaries: Turn the Ve-Can’t into the Vegan
Watch out! Some stereotypes lead to unusually aggressive advice columns.
→A Paper to Outline the Research on the Disjunctive Phenomena on Why There are No Lampshades in the Kitchen
After conducting this research, it was then discovered that most kitchens do actually have lampshades and that what is written here should be taken as a look into history.
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